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Here are some of the weirdest stories we found on the web this week:

--Watch American figure skater Scott Williams twirl, double axl, and dance … to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Next up, Nancy Kerrigan skates to R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts." [YouTube]

--Imagine TV news for Insane Clown Posse fans: "Obama promised mad reform up in this bitch," reports Krazee Thug Nutz. [YouTube]

--Check out this Wilco-theme sandwich shop, where each selection is named for a song by the Chicago band. Sadly, "Shot in the Arm" doesn't come on a poppy seed roll. [SBS Sandwiches]

NOFX frontman Fat Mike gets mugged in Buenos Aires -- and he gives the assailant points for style. [MySpace]

Vintage video footage of John Lennon appears in a new Citroen car commercial. Beep Beep, mmm Beep Beep, yeahhhhhhh. [Motor Trend]

Which is creepier: this farmer's Lady Gaga-inspired scarecrow or the pop star herself? [Daily Mail]

Mrs. Tiger Woods' least favorite new song: This mashup of Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling" with phone audio of Tiger trying to cover up his cheating. [YouTube]